I hate poison ivy! Did you hear me? I HATE poison ivy. I feel sure that poison ivy grows in Hell. Not only do I look like a freak (thankfully I can hide it under clothes), but I am in misery. I was going to the Minute Clinic today to get some prescription medication but they are closed for Memorial Day. I should be writing a post about Memorial Day. I should be writing about my Uncle Harold who died in the Korean War and what his sacrifice means to me but no, I'm complaining about poison ivy.
I'm starting to feel about poison ivy the way that Carl Spackler felt about gophers in Caddyshack. I'd like to blow it all up. Nothing makes you want to break things or blow stuff up quite the way that itching does. And when you scratch one itch.....another one starts. It's maddening. The worst time is nighttime when you are laying in bed. Then it all starts up again.....
How can a clinic be closed for Memorial Day? Don't they keep someone on staff for emergencies? An itch that is driving you insane qualifies as an emergency in my book!
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It is the "minute clinic" at CVS. Turns out...all CVS pharmacies were closed today. Go figure! I bet all of the other pharmacists wished they worked at CVS today. I couldn't bring myself to go to Urgent Care b/c I'd have to pay a lot more than seeing the NP at the drug store. I was going the cheap route. I guess I'll go to the dr. tomorrow....
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